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Suspended Indefinitely!
Posted Thursday, July 9, at 9:28 PM
I'm done. I'm formally announcing my retirement from sports blogging.

That is, until I decide to pull a Brett Favre, or to a lesser extent, a "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, and unretire. Then repeat the process again and again until you're so sick of me that you cancel your internet so you don't have to deal with me anymore.

Seriously though, I am officially taking a hiatus from regular sports blogging so I can pursue some other projects, most notably some writing projects that I've had on the back burner for quite some time now. I love writing the blog, but recently I've had a lot going on in my life and haven't been able to put enough time or thought into it to really satisfy me--my entries don't seem to have the passion or creativity they used to, and that bothers me. They seem rushed and unfulfilling.

On top of that, I've already covered most of the issues I really wanted to cover, and frequently find myself at a loss for a topic. Like I've said before, I like writing about topics that relate to me as a sports fan, not analysis of games or players or trade rumors or speculation or stuff like that--that's for the professionals to deal with. So while I could go on talking about that stuff, I thought maybe a better idea would be to step aside for the time being and let my data banks refill.

Fortunately, sports will always provide new stories and new scenarios, new diva athletes to complain about, new impossible finishes to re-tell over and over again, new great plays and new hilarious manager meltdowns. So I know for a fact that as a sports fan who loves to write, sports blogging is something I'll probably have to return to someday. That being said, if things really get out of hand in the sports world, things that really fire me up, I have a feeling I'll be able to contribute a passionate entry here and there. But right now, I no longer have the time to do it regularly, and I would rather step down and do an occasional good entry than try to keep a regular schedule and be disappointed in the result because I missed a week or made an uninspired entry for the sake of keeping my schedule.

Anyway, I just wanted to let you know what was going on in case you were wondering where I've been. To anyone who ever read this thing, thank you so much for your support and for the opportunity to write about something I love to an equally passionate audience. It's been a lot of fun, and God willing, you haven't seen the last of me!

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It's 1996 All Over Again
Posted Thursday, June 11, at 8:56 PM

I don't have TV anymore. Today (Friday the 12th) is the date of the big permanent switch over to digital TV, and I don't have a converter box and, since moving to my new apartment, I also no longer have cable TV. With no roommate to help cover the cost, it just wasn't worth it anymore, considering I don't even watch much TV these days--just sports, SportsCenter, and the occasional episode of The Golden Girls. ...

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The Last 300-Game Winner?
Posted Thursday, June 4, at 9:03 PM

As I write this sports blog, we're in the bottom of the ninth inning of the Giants-Nationals game, and it's only a matter of time before Brian Wilson (the Giants' closer, not the Beach Boy) closes this game out, and Randy Johnson notches career victory number 300. ...

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Moving Day
Posted Thursday, May 21, at 11:39 PM

I'm in the process of moving to a new apartment. I've only ever moved once in my life, to the apartment I'll only be living in for a few more days. I've always had a roommate, so I'm excited about having my very own place for the first time in my life, but the daunting tasks of actually moving there, changing my address on everything, getting bills transferred, and giving my current apartment a thorough cleaning so I don't look like a complete bum all take some of the starch out of the sensation of acquiring a new home.. ...

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Plunked
Posted Thursday, May 14, at 8:15 PM

By now you've probably heard at least something about how White Sox closer Bobby Jenks got a little frustrated with Rangers pitcher Kevin Millwood hitting Chris Getz and Carlos Quentin with pitches, and how Jenks intentionally threw behind Rangers second baseman Ian Kinsler to send a message to the Rangers to stop hitting his teammates. Jenks was fined a paltry $750, or three car payments, by my standards...

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Bad Week
Posted Thursday, May 7, at 8:20 PM

This blog entry is coming to you a little bit earlier on Thursday night than it usually does, as I am excusing myself later in the evening to catch a showing of Star Trek. Yeah, if you haven't figured it out already, I'm a big ol' regular nerd in addition to a big ol' sports nerd, and I would be doing one of my favorite franchises of all time a disservice by not seeing the motion picture that may or may not reboot its legacy on opening night. ...

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I'm a Uniform Snob
Posted Thursday, April 30, at 11:26 PM

Because you demanded it (and by you, I mean the three people who have suggested it at some point or another), I'm covering uniforms this week. I'm a big uniform snob--I'm sure it has come up at some point in one of my sports blogs. In fact, I'm quite certain I've mentioned that I think the St. ...

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A Loss in the Sports Family
Posted Friday, April 17, at 1:11 AM

Baseball recently lost three personalities--Angels pitcher Nick Adenhart, longtime Phillies broadcaster and NFL films narrator Harry Kalas, and the eccentric and charismatic former Tigers pitcher Mark Fidrych. I didn't actually know any of these guys, but hearing about each death for the first time made my swallow catch in mid-throat...

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Very Good News for Very Old Men
Posted Thursday, April 9, at 11:49 PM

Good news for sleep-deprived citizens across the nation! Our nights of getting five hours of sleep by staying up too late watching baseball playoff games may soon be over! Major League Baseball and Fox Sports seem to have set their elaborate analyses of how to sell the most pretentious ads for foul-tasting beers aside for a brief moment to consider the demands of clamoring hordes of baseball fans...

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Two Guys Tried to Eat 5 Pizzas in my Apartment...Oh, and Sports
Posted Friday, April 3, at 12:08 AM

I have returned after an unscheduled 1-week hiatus forced upon me by my real job and another big project I'm working on. I almost always write the blog on Thursday night, but I worked really late last Thursday, and when I got home, I decided sleep, rather than typing incoherent gibberish into a word processor, would be the appropriate response to exhaustion...

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Tournament Preoccupation
Posted Friday, March 20, at 1:18 AM

This week's blog entry is going to be another truncated affair, full of typos, bad puns, and tangents about how disappointed I was to hear the Cardinals optioned Brian Barton to Triple-A Memphis. Honestly, Barton probably isn't quite ready for the majors, but I love his enthusiasm, his background in aerospace engineering, and his soothing entrance music. ...

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Late to the Dance
Posted Thursday, March 12, at 10:58 PM

Well, it happened again. It's Saturday night. I have no date, and I'm the last guy to the big dance. I didn't rent a tux in time, so I'm wearing my dad's really dark gray suit coat with my old black dress pants with the pie stain on them and hoping nobody notices my getup doesn't really match (and that there's a pie stain on it). I swallow hard as a pretty girl approaches me and asks me an uncomfortable question I was hoping I could avoid...

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Goodbye, Old Friend
Posted Thursday, March 5, at 10:37 PM

This past week, I had to do something that I've only ever had to do once before. I had to say goodbye to my favorite player on my favorite team. And not because of retirement--they don't count as far as this statistic goes. He's going to play for another team...

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Give Me Some Real Coverage Already
Posted Thursday, February 26, at 10:09 PM

All right, I can't stand it anymore. Football has been in the can for almost a month, and while Mizzou basketball is doing its part to fill the void in my sports world, it's just not enough. And while I could always resort to my old standby and watch my Wrestlemania 3 DVD for what would probably now be the 8,000th time, it can only do so much--yeah, Ricky Steamboat versus Randy Savage for the Intercontinental Title was a great match and all, but it's in the past. I need more...

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The Baseball List Revisited
Posted Thursday, February 19, at 11:53 PM

With baseball season just around the corner, I thought it might be time to revisit my baseball list. Not only will it give everybody in the baseball universe desperately trying to get away from the whole Alex Rodriguez steroids quagmire something to talk about, but it also allows me to shamelessly rehash an old sports blog during a week in which I'm probably going to be too busy to write an original entry. ...

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Should MLB Stadiums All Have the Same Dimensions?
Posted Thursday, February 12, at 9:58 PM

I admit it. I used performance-enhancing drugs from 2004-2006 to keep up with the better athletes in my church softball league. I just couldn't do it on my own--I needed that extra boost. I was young and stupid and blah blah blah. If I've done anything that offends anybody or tarnishes my reputation, I apologize profusely. (Notice I did that thing athletes do where I only apologized if you're offended. So if you're not offended, you don't get squat!)...

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It Was Either This or Watch the Pro Bowl
Posted Friday, February 6, at 12:09 AM

[Update on my neighbor: No incidents this week. Maybe being yelled at on two consecutive days will be a long-standing record. That'd be nice.] Even though it would most-assuredly annoy my girlfriend to no end, I'm the kind of guy who could watch professional football all year...

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Life is a Sport -- Also, My Super Bowl Pick
Posted Thursday, January 29, at 10:40 PM

I'm not a bad guy. I'm really not. I know it in my heart, and people tell me pretty often, as well. But even encased in this icy tomb in which things are just now getting to a point where you can maybe sorta get around without getting stuck in something, I can find a new arch-rival who despises me and considers me a punk in spite of my efforts to be an upstanding and inoffensive citizen who tries to be a good person and not bother others...

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Week of Silence
Posted Thursday, January 22, at 10:58 PM

I don't want to talk about sports. I don't want to talk about it, see it, listen to it, hear about it, or inwardly digest it in any way, wave, shape, or form. ESPN Radio is neglected--the dial strictly and safely tuned to music on the FM band. Ignored episodes of The Best of Mike and Mike in the Morning and Pardon the Interruption pile up in my iTunes queue at work, forgotten in favor of shows about grammar tips and the Bruce Springsteen songs on my .mp3 player...

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I've Been Here Before
Posted Thursday, January 15, at 11:07 PM

If you're a sports fan, and in particular a pessimistic sports fan like me, you may occasionally catch yourself thinking back to a time when things didn't go quite right for your favorite team. Maybe they entered a season with great expectations--perhaps prognosticators picked them to win 12 games and go to the Super Bowl. ...

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